Subpage 42a: The Uttrance Engine's Greatest Hit

Here you'll find the most obscure and useless information about the Uttrance Engine, our trusty time-traveling toaster.

Warning: Do not attempt to use this information, as it may cause paradoxes and/or spontaneous combustion.

Or, at the very least, it will confuse the hell out of you.

Uttrance Engine's Greatest Hits:

• Subpage 42b: The Uttrance Engine's Greatest Misses
• Subpage 42c: Uttrance Engine's Greatest Unfinished Business

Technical Specs:

• Maximum time-travel distance: Infinity
• Cycle speed: 1.5 million miles per second
• Batteries required: 6

Uttrance Engine's User Manual:

Warning: Do not attempt to read this. It's a 1,000-page document, and we're not responsible for the resulting paper cuts.

Download the User Manual ( warning: may cause dizziness and/or eye strain)