Vacuum Philosophy

Where the pursuit of dust and dirt becomes the ultimate pursuit.

A philosophy that questions the very fabric of reality, one stray thread at a time.

Our core principles:

• The importance of dust bunnies as sentient beings.
• The inherent value of a well-placed dust particle.
• The futility of attempting to clean oneself.

Our founder, the great Vacuum Philosopher, has penned several treatises on the subject, including:

• Dust as Sentience
• Vacuum Paradoxes
• Cleaning as Futility

We also host an annual Vacuum Fest, where we celebrate the beauty of dust and the joy of the vacuum cleaner.

Join us in our pursuit of the infinite and the impossible.