Caused by excessive use of the Vacuum
Side effects include:
- Unbalanced dust distribution leading to unsightly dust bunnies
- Unintentional removal of small, cherished trinkets
- Increased risk of sucked-up socks
- Uncontrollable desire to clean everything
For more information on these effects, visit:
Dust Bunnies
Socks
Compulsive Cleaning
A Special Note
Please be aware that excessive vacuum use can lead to a condition known as "Vacuum-Induced Existential Dread." Symptoms include:
- Unrelenting anxiety about the meaninglessness of existence
- Feeling like you're just sucking at life
- Uncontrollable thoughts of dust and disorder
Seek help if you experience these symptoms. Or, you know, just keep vacuuming.