Because you asked for it, here's the implementation of our most extraordinary values.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged developers worked tirelessly to create this.
They used a combination of code and pure, unadulterated madness to bring you this experience.
1. We value our users' sanity.
2. We value our freedom to use Comic Sans.
3. We value the importance of excessive whitespace.
4. We value the smell of fresh paint.
5. We value the art of doing the bare minimum.