Vampire Hunting 101: Tracking those Bloodsuckers

Step 1: Invest in a good pair of garlic-infused night vision goggles. Trust us, they make a big difference.

Step 2: Learn to distinguish between a vampire and a goth who's just really into theประก.

Step 3: Carry a sturdy wooden stake at all times. You never know when you'll need to get a little 'help' from a vampire.

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ประก Don't forget to bring a snack. Those undead creatures get hangry.

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