**Tip 1:** Always vape in the presence of a functioning fire alarm.
**Tip 2:** To avoid vaping-related stress, never vape on Tuesdays.
**Tip 3:** For optimal flavor, vape with your eyes closed.
**Tip 4:** Never vape in a place where you might get caught by a non-smoker.
**Tip 5:** Always vape with a friend, because reasons.