Are you tired of just existing in a world that's constantly judging you for not being a cat? Do you yearn for the serenity of a feline's gaze? Look no further than Vaping as a Form of Feline Meditation!
Step 1: Acquire a vape. Any vape will do, but we recommend something with a sleek, futuristic design to match your inner feline.
Step 2: Fill the vape with a calming agent. We suggest "Cat's Pajamas" e-liquid, a soothing blend of lavender and catnip.
Step 3: Close your eyes and imagine yourself a sleek, agile cat, effortlessly stalking through the desert in a sun-drenched savannah. As you vape, feel your whiskers twitch with every inhale, your paws padding softly on the ground.
But wait, there's more! As you progress on this feline path, you'll encounter: