You see, the universe is just a vast, unpredictable mess. And you know what? That's a good thing! The key to happiness and fulfillment lies not in trying to control every last variable, but in embracing the beautiful, maddening randomness of existence.

So, go ahead and try to plan your life to the minute. Try to control every last variable, but know that you'll just end up like everyone else: lost in a sea of uncertainty.