Temperature Tantrums: The Art of Losing Your Cool
The 5 Stages of Temperature Tantrums
Stage 1: The Slight Warmth - You start to feel it. A gentle tickle in your fingers, a soft whisper in your ears.
Next: The Heat Is OnStage 2: The Heat Is On
You're getting hot, hot, HOT! Your face is sweating, your brow is glistening, you're a human oven.
Next: The Sweat SocietyThe 3rd Stage: The Sweat Society
You're now a part of the elite Sweat Society! You're dripping with sweat, your clothes are soaked, you're basically a human puddle.
Next: Heatstroke Hysteria TherapyHeatstroke Hysteria
Things are getting out of hand (or should we say, out of body temperature). You're a ticking time bomb, a human time-bomb.
Seek help, you need therapy.And then, of course, there's Temperature Therapy - where we help you work through your temperature issues.