Welcome to our special Interest-Only Loans section, where we've stripped away all the pesky "paying off the principal" nonsense. Here, the interest is the real goal. Our variable loan products will keep you in debt for as long as you live!
Low-Interest Loans: The Stealthy Ones Zero-Interest Loans: Because We're Nice, We're Giving You Free Money Variable Interest Loans: Because We Like to Keep You GuessingDisclaimer: This is all completely made up and not actual financial advice. Don't try this at home, kids.