Because you're not a monster
Vegan Food Processor (because who needs actual food processors, anyway)
Vegan Juice Extractor 3000 (it's like a regular juicer, but with less juice)
Vegan Spiralizer 9000 (for when you want to make zucchini look like a corkscrew)
Vegan Pantry Organizer 5000 (because your pantry was a mess)
Want more tools? Here you go.