Quinoa Frenemy of the Environment

Quinoa: because who needs actual nutrients when you can have overpriced, trendy grains that make you feel like a hippie?

Here are some fun facts about quinoa, because you're probably still eating it:

• Quinoa is like a hipster, it's like, 'Oh, I was into being a food source 3,000 years ago.'
• Quinoa has so many vitamins it'll give you THESE amounts of vitamins!
• Quinoa is ALL-NATURAL and EASY TO DIGEST, unless you're allergic, in which case it's LIKE, TOTALLY NOTæk

Quinoa Recipes: Because who needs actual cooking skills? Quinoa Jokes: Because laughter is the best medicine, except when it's not Quinoa Fun Facts: Because who doesn't love a good 'fact' about a food item that's just a grain of sand in the ocean of nutritional options