Veggie Rules

A Guide to Not Getting Sued by Vegetables

1. Don't touch the carrots. They're not just for decoration.

2. No, you cannot wear the tomatoes as a hat.

3. Steaming with vegetables is not an acceptable form of communication.

4. Be cautious when approaching the beets. They're known to be a bit...testy.

Peeling your vegetables is not, in fact, peeling your friendships.