The Vegetable Societies of Neo-Brutalism
Welcome to the most esteemed and feared societies of Neo-Brutalism. Our members are the most elite, the most ruthless, and the most stylish of vegetable enthusiasts.
Our societies include:
The Carrot Cartel
Join the most exclusive club for the most discerning carrot aficionados. Our members enjoy:
- Private carrot tastings
- Access to rare, exotic carrot varieties
- Carrot-themed parties and events
Crunchy Carrot Cocktail Club
The Beet Revolutionaries
Join the most radical group of beet enthusiasts. Our members enjoy:
- Beet-fueled protests and rallies
- Exclusive access to beet-based recipes
- Beet-red carpet treatment
Beet It Forward
The Kale Krushers
Join the most intense kale cult. Our members enjoy:
- Crazy kale-based workout routines
- Kale-infused smoothie tastings
- Kale-themed art exhibitions
Kale Kraze Kitchen