Flexitarianism: The Middle-Ground of Moral Eating

So you're still deciding whether to be a vegetarian or a vegan? Don't worry, we've got you covered with the best of both worlds: flexitarianism.

It's like being in a relationship, but not really. You're not fully invested, but you're not fully uninvested either. You're just... flexible.

Flexitarianism is all about being kind to animals, but not too kind. It's like the Goldilocks principle: "not too hot, not too cold, just right."

So, what does it mean to be a flexitarian? Let's break it down:

What to Eat

• Some days, be a vegetarian. You know, for the love of it.
• Other days, be a vegan. You know, for the health of it.
• And on Tuesdays, be a flexitarian. You know, for the sake of it.

What Not to Do

• Don't eat meat, unless it's Tuesday.
• Don't wear leather, unless it's a really cute leather jacket.
• Don't drink milk, unless it's almond milk.