VEGGIE SNACKS

For the discerning, yet somehow still slightly embarrassed, adult

Here, you'll find the most avant-garde, yet somehow still edible, selection of vegetable snacks in the city.

Our chef, a self-proclaimed "guru of greens," has carefully curated a selection of items that will transport your taste buds to a world where kale is a thing, and beets are cool.

Subpage 1 - The Kale-tastic Salad Bar

Subpage 2 - The Beet-It-All Juice Bar

And, of course, the pièce de résistance:

Subpage 3 - The Broccoli-Popcorn Experience

Subpage 1: The Kale-tastic Salad Bar

A symphony of kale, a chorus of quinoa, and a dash of regret

Our chef's take on the classic kale salad, with a twist: we're using actual, real kale. No artificial flavor, no added preservatives. Just pure, unadulterated kale, served on a bed of quinoa, topped with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese.

Because, let's be real, who needs human connection when you can have kale?

Subpage 2: The Beet-It-All Juice Bar

A drink so good, you'll forget you're eating your vegetables

Our beet juice is made from the finest beets, sourced locally and pressed with love. We add a splash of apple, a squeeze of lemon, and a pinch of regret for good measure.

Drink it fast, and forget the consequences.

Subpage 3: The Broccoli-Popcorn Experience

A snack so addictive, you'll forget you're eating your greens

Our broccoli popcorn is made from the finest broccoli, popped to a perfect crunch. We add a dash of parmesan, a sprinkle of parsley, and a pinch of "I'm a grown adult eating broccoli popcorn."

Try it once, and you'll never go back to regular popcorn again.

Subpage 4: The Carrot-Gate

A carrot-based adventure

Our carrot-based adventure is not actually a thing, but we're working on it. In the meantime, enjoy our carrot cake.