Vehicle Escapes: The Art of Making a Quick Exit
Are you tired of being stuck in traffic? Do you want to make a dramatic exit from a boring meeting? Look no further than Vehicle Escapes, the art of making a quick exit with style!
Why Escape in Style?
There are many reasons to escape in style:
- To avoid small talk with your coworker's aunt at the water cooler
- To make a dramatic entrance at the party
- To get away from your spouse's nagging about doing the dishes
Escaping by Car
For the thrill-seekers out there:
- Jumping the curb and driving onto a nearby grassy knoll
- Leaving a trail of destruction through the parking lot
- Using your car as a giant catapult to launch yourself onto a nearby roof
Want to try it on a bike? Click here to learn more!
Escaping by Other Means
For the more, ahem, cerebral types:
- Making a break for it via a nearby portal
- Utilizing your extensive knowledge of parkour to scale a nearby wall
- Creating a makeshift zip-line using only a few well-placed pulleys
Want to learn more about the art of escape by dance? Click here!