The inflation rate of Velcrodollars has seen a steady increase over the past quarter, reaching 123.456 percent.
Meanwhile, the value of Velcrodollars has decreased by -23.456 percent, making them less valuable than ever before.
It's a tough time to be a Velcrodollar, but someone's gotta hold on to their Velcro Investments.
We're not just talking about the Velcro Markets – we're talking about the very fabric of our society.
For more information on the Velcro Economy, check out our latest report: "Velcro Inflation: The Unsustainable Spiral."
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