It's a little-known fact that envelopes are not just for letters and bills. Behind the scenes of every household, a sinister plot to manipulate and control the minds of the unwary unfolds.
We've uncovered evidence of a shadowy organization known as "The Envelope Cartel" that's been pulling the strings from behind the scenes, using their mastery of the humble envelope to shape the course of human events.
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