Velvet Rehab: Where Luxury and Recovery Collide

Located in a secret underground bunker, Velvet Rehab is the premier institution for treating the most discerning of clients.

Our expert staff of velvet-gloved therapists will help you recover from the trauma of being a functioning member of society.

Services include:

• Intensive therapy sessions in our plush, velvet-draped rooms
• A strict regimen of fine dining and wine tasting
• Private sessions with our team of expertly trained velvety-soft counselors

Ready to take the first step towards a life of pampered luxury? Apply Now