Velvet Rehab: Recovery Programs

Extreme Ironing

For those who've spent too much time folding their laundry, we offer Extreme Ironing. Our team of experts will iron your clothes for you, while you relax and watch Netflix.

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Procrastination Coaching

Struggling to meet deadlines? Our team of certified procrastinators will teach you the art of doing nothing.

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Professional Line-Stander

Get in line for those concert tickets, or that new video game release, without ever having to wait. Our team of experts will take care of it for you.

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Over-Thinkers Anonymous

Join our 12-step program to help you stop over-thinking every decision, every action, and every conversation.

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