Welcome to the subpages of the King of Rock 'n' Roll, Velvet Elvi. Where the velvet pants are always on, but the expectations are even higher.
Or, if you will, explore the depths of Elvi's Obsession with Velvet
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out the infamous Velvet Elvi's Guide to Hiding from the FBI
But wait, there's more! Elvi's Guide to the Art of Extreme Ironing is a must-see!
Or, if you just want to get your hands dirty, try your hand at making your own Elvis-inspired Velvet Pants