Snack Foods

For when you need a snack, but don't need no stinkin' feelings, man.

Here are some of the best, most questionable snack foods from the galaxy.

Top 3 Galactic Snacks

• Roo-Puffs - Puffs of fried dough, filled with mystery meat, and served in a cone.
• Steamed Meat Sticks - Meat sticks, but steamed, because who needs a grill, man?
• Fuzzy Fritters - Fritters that are so fuzzy, you'll need a comb to eat 'em.

Warning: Consuming these snacks may result in spontaneous combustion or spontaneous happiness. We can't be held responsible, man.

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