InspectoR-9002, Overlord of all things mundane

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience of your life.

Here, you may inspect the intricacies of our poorly-designed, non-functional, utterly useless widgets.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our "widget- breaking" feature, guaranteed to crash your browser.

For the truly dedicated, we have:

And, for the truly brave, our infamous "Widget of Doom" - a challenge that will test your browser's limits.