Algorithmic Biscuit Generator 9000

Welcome to the Algorithmic Biscuit Generator 9000. This is a machine that uses advanced math and art to create the most complex, yet delicious biscuits you've ever seen. Or, you know, not seen, since we're a machine and all.

We use the most basic of algorithms to create the crispest, most aesthetically pleasing biscuits. And we're not even sorry.

• Get the secret recipes behind our biscuits!
• Simulate the biscuit-making process!

Currently Generating Biscuits...

Or, you know, we're just sitting here.

Algorithmic Biscuit Generator 9000

(Still Under Construction)

Don't worry, we're almost done.

Or, you know, we've just been here all along.

Thanks for visiting! Come back soon, when we'll hopefully have some biscuits.