Welcome, student, to Noise-Making 101, the premier institution for honing your cacophonous skills.
This course is designed for the ambitious individual looking to shatter the silence and shatter the windows.
Under the tutelage of our esteemed instructors, you'll learn the fundamentals of ear-piercing, tongue-twisters, and other sonic sorcery.
From the art of burping the ABCs to the science of constructing an effective kazoo, we'll have you making more noise than a pack of elephants on a treadmill.
Lecture 1: Noise Theory 101
Lecture 2: Sonic Constructs
Lecture 3: Burps and Buzzers
"The Art of Noise-Making: A Treatise on Sonic Dissonance" by Professor P. J. Squeaky
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