We're here to help you deal with the crushing existential dread of having a ventriloquist's voice in your head

Are you tired of hearing a tiny, sarcastic voice in your head that's constantly making fun of your life choices? Do you feel like you're going crazy because you can't turn the little guy off? You're not alone!

We've got a team of experts who are here to help you cope with the symptoms of Ventriloquism Gone Wrong. Our support group is a safe space where you can share your struggles and connect with others who understand the terror of having a disembodied voice in your head.

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