Ventriloquism: The Art of Talking to Inanimate Objects

Warning: Ventriloquism is a highly addictive and potentially hazardous activity. Prolonged exposure to the art of talking to inanimate objects can lead to severe mental health issues, including but not limited to:

• Personification Syndrome
• Object-ification
• Unrealistic Expectations
• Unhealthy attachment to things that will eventually break or get thrown away

But don't worry, we have resources to help you cope with the dangers of ventriloquism:

• Ventriloquism Resources
• Schedule a Therapy Session