Verbose Self-Help: Because You're Not Talking Enough

Welcome, friend, to the most exhaustive, the most elaborate, and the most indulgent self-help experience you'll ever have. We've got the secrets to success, and we're not afraid to spell it out for you.

Here's what we have to offer:

• The Art of Explaining Everything
• The Science of Overexplaining
• The Philosophy of Talking Way Too Much

Talking to Yourself in the Third Person: A Self-Help Classic is a must-read for the truly self-aware.

Or, if you're feeling particularly verbose, try talking to people who aren't listening.

And don't forget to check out our Reading Between the Lines of Your Own Paragraphs section for more on the art of subtle communication.

But wait, there's more!

Or less, depending on how you look at it.

Disclaimer: Results Not Guaranteed, But Your Verbiage Will Probably Be Improved.

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