Verification Station 9000
Are you sure you're not actually a sentient piece of toast?
We're here to help you figure it out.
Maybe you're a robot?
Or maybe you have a license to kill?
Let's get to the bottom of this.
Your Identity Verification Results
Toastiness Level: 67%
Caffeine Resistance: High
Probability of Actually Being a Super-Soldier: < 0.01%
What do you want to do?
I am toast.
I am a super-soldier.
Submit