It's time to face the facts: the world is a mess, the economy is a disaster, and your social media feeds are a never-ending source of existential dread. But fear not, dear reader, for there is a solution.
Nap Time is the New Black: a movement born from the ashes of our collective exhaustion. We reject the notion that productivity is the key to happiness. We reject the idea that a good night's sleep is just a luxury. We reject the notion that you can't have it all.
We propose a new way of living: one where the default mode is not "on", but rather "off". Where the default mode is not "productive", but rather "reclined". Where the default mode is not "alert", but rather "asleep".
Join us, dear reader, in this revolution of relaxation. Let us reclaim the power of napping. Let us take back our right to do absolutely nothing, whenever, wherever, and however we please.