Welcome to the most exclusive, most extravagant, and most utterly absurd hat collection in the galaxy!
Our current hat of choice is the "Gaudy-Gaudy" (Hat #1-3). This behemoth of a hat is a true showstopper, with 3 layers of iridescent sequins, a built-in LED light show, and a price tag of only 10,000 space dollars.

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