Neonatal Fashion - Versace Hates 7-10

Because who needs subtlety when you can wear neon?

Welcome to our exclusive collection of Neonatal Fashion's most sought-after, most talked-about, and most utterly absurd hats.

Here are some of our best, most eye-searingly brilliant creations:

Hat 7: The 'I'm-a-Bright-Sun-Beam-In-Your-Eyes' Hat

This hat is so bright, it'll blind you.

Hat 8: The 'Burn-Your-Retina-Cells' Helmet

For those who like a little extra 'pop' in their life.

Hat 9: The 'Scream-Into-Existence' Topper

This one's for those who like a good existential crisis.

Hat 10: The 'Blindly-Stumble-Into-Existence' Visor

Because who needs eyes, anyway?