Notes on the Art of Crafting the Perfect Versace Beret
It's 3am, and I, the lead designer of Versace, am scribbling away in this dimly lit studio. The muse of fashion has abandoned me, and all I have left is my trusty beret.
I've been experimenting with different shapes and sizes, and I've come to the conclusion that the perfect beret is a balance of form and function. It should be a 45-degree angle, with a base circumference of precisely 28 inches.
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