Why Vertical Alignment Theory?
Because, let's be real, horizontal layouts are so... boring.
Imagine a world where your thoughts are stacked like a precarious tower of wobbly Jenga pieces, ready to come crashing down at any moment.
Where the only thing that keeps you sane is the thrill of rearranging your sock drawer for the 12th time that week.
Subpages: The Sock Drawer as a Reflection of the Human Psyche