Very Bad Ideas

Here's a list of the most heinous, the most egregious, the most utterly preposterous ideas we've ever come up with.

• Buy A Dog and Name It Bernie (But Not Really, It's Just a Hamster)
• Replace All People with Robots (But Keep the Snack Bar)
• Launch the World into Space with a Steam Iron
• Build a Bridge of Ideas (But It's Just a Really Long Piece of String)

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