Very High Pollen - The Endless Allergic Nightmare

Welcome, poor, unsuspecting traveler, to Very High Pollen, where the sun shines bright but the allergist's bills are higher! Don't worry, our local bees have got your back... or should I say, your EpiPen?

Visit our Pollen Museum, where ancient relics of yellow and orange dust fill the air, and our expert bee historians will guide you through the centuries of suffering.

Or perhaps you'd like to take a stroll through our infamous Pollen Parks, where the grass is always... well, not greener, but more itchy?

Or maybe you'd like to visit our local Pollen Apothecary, where a friendly pharmacist is waiting to sell you an EpiPen or three?

Caution: Prolonged Exposure May Cause

• Excessive Sneeze

• Itchy Eyes

• Anaphylactic Shock (in extreme cases)

We can't wait to see you in Very High Pollen... if you can make it!