The Great Pollen Purification Initiative

Due to the recent influx of allergenic pollens in our beloved city, we have established the Great Pollen Purification Initiative. Our goal is to rid our city of those pesky pollens that make your sinuses cry.

Our Solution:

Our team of highly trained, highly allergic specialists has come up with a variety of innovative methods to tackle this problem:

Method 1: Pollen-Sucking Drones

Using our top-of-the-line, high-tech pollensucking drones, we can clear the skies of those pesky pollens in no time!

Method 2: Allergy-Friendly Architecture

We're talking about buildings that don't allow pollens to stick to them, you know, like that one friend who always leaves you hanging!

Method 3: Prolonged Exposure Therapy

Just kidding, this one doesn't really work. But it sounds cool, right?