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Welcome to the Department of Inefficient Communications, where our team is dedicated to making sure that our internal meetings last as long as possible.
We're like a big ol' bureaucratic ball of twine, slowly unwinding and getting nowhere.
Our team consists of the Vice Minister of Redunancy, who is always trying to get to the point, but somehow never quite manages.
Our mission is to communicate as much as humanly possible, without actually achieving anything.
We have a team of experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing, and we're always looking for new ways to do it.
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