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Video Game Aficionados: The Most Elitist Gamers in the Multiverse

You've got 99 problems but 99 ways to properly lose at any game you play.

Our Favorite Video Games

• Our Top 10 Games We'll Never Beat
• The Greatest Games That Give Us the Most Frustration
• Why We Still Play Games with Bad Controllers

Our Gaming Console

• Why We Preferred PlayStation Before Sony Bought It
• Why Nintendo Switch Is Just a Fad

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99 Ways to Properly Lose at Video Games

Losing at games is an art form, really. It takes skill and dedication. Here are 99 ways to properly lose at any game you play:

Our Favorite Ways to Lose

• Losing to the Same Player Again and Again
• Why We Choose the Most Difficult Levels
• Why We Refuse to Ask for Help
• Why We Insist on Playing with a Broken Controller
• Why We Keep Trying When We Know We Lose
• Why We Prefer to Play Without Sleep
• Why We Choose the Harder Option
• Why We Lose on Purpose
• Why We Play Without a Map
• Why We Never Check the Wiki

Why We Press the B Button When It's Not Even a Button