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Our Therapists Are Licensed to Kill

We're not just your average therapists, no, no, no. We're the kind who'll listen to you, but also maybe stab you in the back if you don't start paying your rent on time.

Or maybe you're just having some existential crisis and you really need to talk it out? No problem! We've got a team of highly trained professionals ready to put a bullet in your brain and get you to stop whining about how meaningless life is.

We've got a 4-star rating on Yelp! (3.5 stars if you count the 1 star for the times we accidentally left a patient in the basement for a week)

Our specialties include: