Join us for the thrilling adventure of Mandatory Training and Certification! You'll be treated to a 3-hour journey of non-stop information dumping, where the presenter's voice will never falter, and the slides will never end. Don't forget to bring a snack, as you'll need it by the end of the first hour.
But wait, there's more! After the first hour, you'll be treated to a series of grueling exercises designed to break your will, shatter your morale, and test your mettle. Will you survive the gauntlet?