In this comprehensive guide, you'll learn the fundamentals of phone throwing as taught by the world's leading expert, Balthazar McSnazz. With his patented techniques, you'll be able to launch your phone from 20 feet, 30 feet, and beyond!
But don't just take his word for it! Check out these phone-throwing championships where you can see the pros in action and compete against other phone enthusiasts.
Don't have the right phone-throwing gear? Check out our phone-throwing shop for all your phone-launching needs, including phone-throwing gloves and safety goggles.
Still unsure? Watch our phone-throwing tutorial videos where Balthazar himself will walk you through the basics of phone-throwing and provide expert tips and tricks.
Join our phone-throwing forum to connect with other phone-throwing enthusiasts, share your phone-throwing stories, and learn from the best in the field.
Remember, phone-throwing is not just a sport, it's a way of life! Explore the phone-throwing philosophy and discover the deeper meaning behind this ancient art.
Are you ready to take your phone-throwing skills to the next level? Enroll in our phone-throwing certification program and get certified in phone-throwing techniques and safety procedures.
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Phone-throwing distance record: 50 feet (set by Balthazar McSnazz)
Phone-throwing speed record: 4.2 seconds (set by Phonezilla)
Phone-throwing accuracy record: 9 out of 10 throws (set by Phone-Whiz)