Our skilled masseuses are trained in the art of massaging the most unlikely of places: your mind, your heart, and your spleen.
Choose from a variety of packages, including:
- Quantum Massage (massages your particles, not just your muscles)
- Black Hole Detox (guaranteed to pull you in, but don't worry, it's safe)
- Time Travel Reiki (we'll send your energies back in time, to when you didn't have any problems)