Visit Our Bathroom - A Portal to the Soul

A place where dreams go to be flushed

Welcome, friend, to the most uncomfortable bathroom in the world.

Here, you can find the perfect blend of grime and despair, all in one convenient location.

We have:

• Unreliable plumbing, so you might not even get a drop of water
• Unforgiving mirrors, reflecting your deepest fears and insecurities
• And a toilet that's been here since the 80s, so you can feel the nostalgia of our previous occupants' poor life choices

But wait, there's more!

We also have:

• A sink with a 50/50 chance of water coming out of it
• A toilet that's been known to randomly decide it's had enough and just... just stop working
• A shower that'll make you question your life choices

Don't forget to try our:

Special Feature of the Month: Our Bathroom Mirror of Infinite Regret!

This mirror will show you exactly what you look like after a week of eating nothing but ramen noodles and playing too much video games.

It's a real treat, trust us.

Learn more about our Bathroom Mirror of Infinite Regret Visit our Bathroom and find out who you really are

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our bathroom.