Welcome to "Buy Stuff Here" Store!

Where you can find all sorts of exciting, overpriced, and unnecessary products that we've just invented!

Our Best Selling Product | Why are our prices so high? This subpage is dedicated to our flagship product, the "Gloopernacks" - a device that turns your thoughts into sound effects, but only when it feels like it.

Buy Gloopernacks and experience the thrill of having your thoughts amplified!

Only $5000 for the basic model, and $10,000 for the deluxe edition with more features!

What are Gloopernacks for, anyway? | Read what other customers have said about Gloopernacks!