It's a long and storied past, full of blood, sweat, and pixels.
Our story begins in 1982, when our founder, Zorvath, stumbled upon a can of spray paint in the alley behind a trendy coffee shop in Berlin.
He was immediately struck by the harsh, industrial aesthetic and knew he had to share it with the world.
The first Neo-Brutalist website went live on a Commodore 64, with a 56k modem and a dial-up connection.
It was a simple affair, with a single page of ASCII art and a 10-minute load time.
Over the years, we've expanded to include a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated web developers.
We've built a sprawling empire of brutalist wonder, from our flagship site to our many, many sub-sites.
And we're still here, because, let's be real, who needs user experience, anyway?