Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist Guide to Our History

It's a long and storied past, full of blood, sweat, and pixels.

Our story begins in 1982, when our founder, Zorvath, stumbled upon a can of spray paint in the alley behind a trendy coffee shop in Berlin.

He was immediately struck by the harsh, industrial aesthetic and knew he had to share it with the world.

The first Neo-Brutalist website went live on a Commodore 64, with a 56k modem and a dial-up connection.

It was a simple affair, with a single page of ASCII art and a 10-minute load time.

Over the years, we've expanded to include a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated web developers.

We've built a sprawling empire of brutalist wonder, from our flagship site to our many, many sub-sites.

And we're still here, because, let's be real, who needs user experience, anyway?