Warning: Quantum Quarantine Zone
Caution: Reality Distortion Ahead
The Rules
- Do not approach the Quantum Portal.
- Do not attempt to pet the Quantum Cat.
- Do not engage with the Quantum Inflatable.
Failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion, probabilistic disintegration, or worse.
View Full Quarantine RulesFeatured Surreal Experience
The Quantum Cat is a sentient, quantum entity that defies human understanding.
View Quantum Cat's Bio for more information.
Quantum Inflatable News
The Quantum Inflatable has been upgraded with a new, even more fragile material.
We're not sure what it means, but it looks nice.
Stay tuned for more Quantum Inflatable updates at Quantum Inflatable News.