Welcome, fellow travelers, to the absurdly wonderful world of Surrealistic Physics! In this realm, the laws of reality are but a mere suggestion. We defy gravity, time, and sanity with reckless abandon, because, you know, why not? Learn more about parabolic particles! | Explore the temporal implications of our research!
Our team of esteemed physicists (okay, they're actually just a bunch of crazy people in lab coats) are hard at work, pushing the boundaries of reality. Join us on our quest to make the impossible, possible!