ประก: This technique involves shouting the entirety of a script atประก: the top of your lungs, without warning, in hopes that the other person will magically understand what's going on.
Assume: This technique is a combination of stomping your feet and exasperatedly explaining the plot of the story to the other person, while also trying to maintain eye contact.
This technique involves speaking for hours on end, without pause, while the other person slowly backs away in terror, trying to escape the never-ending stream of consciousnessประก: that is you.